matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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