I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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