How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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