If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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