I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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