I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I just blew my weed a kiss
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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