Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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