So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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