I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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