16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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