Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
