the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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