As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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