I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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