I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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