I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
he puts the penis in happiness.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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