Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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