Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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