You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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