I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Shame - the story of my life.
the raccoons are back...
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