The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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