Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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