What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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