I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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