Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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