Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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