I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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