I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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