Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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