I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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