I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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