i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
This is the high leading the old right now
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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