I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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