me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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