awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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