im having a threesome with these popsicles
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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