Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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