so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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