And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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