either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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