just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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