Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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