what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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