i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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