i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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