Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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