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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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