doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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