do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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