You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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