We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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