Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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