How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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