went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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